RIDDLE TIME!!!!!!!!

I am your greatest foe,
Yet your closest of friends
I am there when you want me gone,
And gone when you want me there
I am the maddest man alive,
Yet the sanest person here
I am evil beyond compare,
In an angelic way
I am unexplainable,
But am oh so simple

What am I?

If that riddle has some holes in it, that makes sence. I wrote it : )

This Post is in Code; Decode It, I Dare You

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That should be enough to get you to figure it out, but eh. Oh, it's a poem by the way. Also, punctuation and spaces are where they should be/ punctuation means whatever punctuation it is... Once you decode it, figure out what it is... You'll understand that once you get there *smirk*. If you don't know english/its a translation for you, then oh well.... The final decodation is in english...
      WHy did I do this, you may say? Well, I'm bored and this is the first thing I thought of, so have fun :)

Wow... Feminists Are Jerks!

     Men have to watch what they say, what they do, and even what they think. Why, you may ask? Because of feminists! They lash their tongues at men for being 'ignorant' when in fact, they are the ignorant ones. A woman will have an advantage over anyone with the y chromosome because women have sexuality(even if ugly... There are LOTS of people with fetishes), the fact that a girl can drink a beer or an apple-tiny. They can learn how to fix cars or go to the mall to go shopping! They don't have to pay for dinner, but they can  if they want to. Men chase after the women, not the other way around. And yes, these are my opinions even as a female! I'm a... masculinist? That sounds like I'm a he-women... Well that's an excellent way to end a paragraph :P
     O.K., I've decided to hold a contest. Who ever guesses my:
Hair Color (black, brown, red or blonde)
Hair 'Texture' (straight, wavy, or curly)
Eye Color (brown, blue, or green)

all together wins! (the stuff in parenthesis are the options) If they have a blog, that will receive a citing (I will say the web address, whats it about, etc.), and in general any form of advertising for any of their web or real life... anything. It could be a business, a blog, a website, anything that's appropriate. They will also get a picture of a cookie sent to their email. Oh! And I'll subscribe to their blog and regularly visit it, if I like it or not : ). This contest is mostly for fun, so... HAVE FUN!!!


-Meg

Caffeine, Oh Caffeine, Thou Art a Heartless Bitch

     Well, if your wondering about the title, its because I have a MILD caffeine addiction, so I'm trying to COMPLETELY avoid having anything to do with it. So far, ITS MISERABLE!!!! I'm tired aaaaaaallllll the time, and it in general SUCKS!!! I'm thinking of using more of a weening technique instead of suddenly done... Oh, and by the way, I have will power. I can make myself do ANYTHING just as long as I think its worth it. And yes, I think losing the caffeine thing is worth it. Just like how I learned to be ambidextrous. That SUCKED!!! I made myself not use my right hand for a whole month! By the end, my left hand was really sore and it had blisters. Do NOT ask...(just to clear things up before they happen, no, I'm not a whore!)

     Since I (think) I'm done ranting, what do you want to talk about? I have no idea now that I'm done with that... I'm eating smarties right now, and the orange one is nasty! I mean, can you come up with a flavor that doesn't taste like a fabric softener sheet? I know that the flavors don't taste much different (they all taste like sugar pellets) but the orange one is just a huge mistake to make.

     Whenever (in English class) we peer-edit, I'm always really strict. The only thing is, though, is that the people who I edit for, even if they usually do pretty bad, get really good grades on whatever essay it happens to be. Well, that is, if they take my advice. So HA! little miss bitch who said "it's not nice to be so hypercritical"! And hey, you can say bitch on T.V., so why can't I say it on my blog?

Zzzz

     Same problem as before.. I'll fall asleep just fine, then around 3 or 4 in the morning I will suddenly be completely unable to sleep. If you're wondering, sleep deprivation SUUUUUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Its not even that much of sleep deprivation right not, but it is still MISERABLE!!!!!!!!!

     Have you ever had a dream that you dreamt then it happened either that day or a few days later? I'm asking because that happens kind of a lot to me... Its really weird. Also, in my dreams I usually have full control (except for the ones were it happens later), but sometimes I'll have a dream were my legs will suddenly freeze, or I suddenly will only see little blurry streaks of the entire scene. I know that certain thing mean certain things in dreams... Like how what you do something with usually doesn't matter, all that matters is what your doing... UGH!!!! My dreams are EFFED UP!!! Most of the time... Like in one I was a flying octopus that barfed m n m's!

     Oh, and also, my memory is always a little video in my mind... Not blurry or anything... Just as if I was watching a movie. And whenever I draw I see what I'm going to draw with every little detail before I even start... Just as if I were looking at the finished drawing!

     If your wondering, yes! I am a weird person : )

Well, I hate This

Okay, basically, i get to sleep just fine, but at around 4 in the morning I'll start not being able to sleep!!! Anyways, I'm really tired almost all the time because of it, so I'm sad : (

Well basically I have been putting off this kinda huge project for a while and I just spent all day on it. Now I'm sick of working and am taking a break. I can go for all day until I start eating. Once I get hungry, its all over basically. I go and eat then I CAN'T concentrate WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!!!!! Its annoying! Oh; if your wondering, I'm writing this post on my iPod in order to get faster at typing on it. I'm already pretty fast bfor example, I've only spent 3 minutes on this post so far. I know, I know! It's really short blah blah blah... WHO THE FRICK CARES!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, I you haven't noticed, I've been avoiding cursing in my posts because I want this blog to be relatively clean. We'll, that's all I have to say, so now I'm just going to get back to my project. BYE!!!!!!